“Gumball Poodle Everything Hurts And I’m Dying Crewneck Sweatshirt”

At The Risk Of Sounding Hyperbolic, Everything Hurts And I’M Dying.

Allow The Caution-Tape Yellow Stripes Of These Black Socks (With Cute Pink Accents) To Do Some Of Your Venting For You, Since It’S Not Always Socially Appropriate To Actually Scream. Sometimes You’Ve Got To Sit Quietly Through A Meeting Or Bus Ride, Even Though You’Re, You Know, Dying.

May The Lightly Padded Soles Of These Crews Help Your Feet To Hurt A Little Less, At The Very Least.